This is funny. It really made me laugh hard!
7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to shallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not shallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six years old.
After explaining the commandments to "Honor thy Father and Mother", she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?"
Her mother replied, " Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Kids are hilarious, aren't they??
Monday, March 15, 2010
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Friday, February 12, 2010
Valentine's Gift..
Got a valentine's gift from Claudia at work. A seal.... So thoughtful of her!! Thanks Claudia!!
Happy Chinese New Year people...!!!
May you are showered with blessings of love, peace & abundance joy.
and....
Happy Valentine's Day!!
*I love you baby... thank you for loving me!!*
May you are showered with blessings of love, peace & abundance joy.
and....
Happy Valentine's Day!!
*I love you baby... thank you for loving me!!*
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
His timing...
A meaningful reminder for all of us..
If the Lord has you on hold... hold on!
If the Lord has said "NO" to you... thank Him!
If the Lords is molding your heart and mind... go with His change!
If the Lord opens doors that you have asking Him to open... Praise Him!
Be blessed wherever you are in your life today! God has His hands on the situation!
May God hear & answer your every prayer...IN HIS TIME.
If the Lord has said "NO" to you... thank Him!
If the Lords is molding your heart and mind... go with His change!
If the Lord opens doors that you have asking Him to open... Praise Him!
Be blessed wherever you are in your life today! God has His hands on the situation!
YOU SAY | GOD SAYS | BIBLE VERSES |
| U say: "It's impossible" | God says: All things are possible | (Luke 18:27) |
| U say: "I'm too tired" | God says: I will give you rest | (Matthew 11:28-30) |
| U say: "Nobody really loves me" | God says: I love you | (John 3:16 & John 3:34 ) |
| U say: "I can't go on" | God says: My grace is sufficient | (2 Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) |
| U say: "I can't figure things out" | God says: I will direct your steps | (Proverbs 3:5-6) |
| U say: "I can't do it" | God says: You can do all things | (Philippians 4:13) |
| U say: "I'm not able" | God says: I am able | (2 Corinthians 9:8) |
| U say: "It's not worth it" | God says: It will be worth it | (Roman 8:28 ) |
| U say: "I can't forgive myself" | God says: I Forgive you | (1 John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) |
| U say: "I can't manage" | God says: I will supply all your needs | (Philippians 4:19) |
| U say: "I'm afraid" | God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear | (2 Timothy 1:7) |
| U say: "I'm always worried & frustrated" | God says: Cast all your cares on ME | (1 Peter 5:7) |
| U say: "I'm not smart enough" | God says: I give you wisdom | (1 Corinthians 1:30) |
| U say: "I feel all alone" | God says: I will never leave you or forsake you | (Hebrews 13:5) |
Monday, January 4, 2010
Blessed Christmas at FPBC
First, Merry Belated Christmas!! I know I should blog about this earlier.. My bad! So, how did you celebrate your Christmas?
Here is my Christmas experience...
I started off the day by attending church service in the morning. What a great reminder of what Christmas is really all about. It is not about the trees, gifts, decorations or parties. You might be wondering then how does Christmas find its fulfillment and full meaning in that day? Christmas is about celebrating Jesus and God's love for us. It is the best time to share the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus to others. A time about giving Him to others and serving others for Him.
Literally, Christmas is all about HIM and the best gift of all is Jesus Christ. Thank you Jesus!
At night, we had a potluck dinner at church. Each of us brought a dish of food to be shared among the group. Me and my baby supplied the drinks part. And and and.. it's a blessing for all of us as we get to savor a fat roasted turkey on Christmas Day brought by Sherrie and her husband. We end the amazing night by doing some Christmas caroling.
Here are some pictures from that night...
Barbara & Sharon
There you go... my Christmas celebration. The best thing was that I had so much fun celebrating this season of Christmas with baby & them! How about yours? Are you having as much fun as I am?
Here is my Christmas experience...
I started off the day by attending church service in the morning. What a great reminder of what Christmas is really all about. It is not about the trees, gifts, decorations or parties. You might be wondering then how does Christmas find its fulfillment and full meaning in that day? Christmas is about celebrating Jesus and God's love for us. It is the best time to share the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus to others. A time about giving Him to others and serving others for Him.
Literally, Christmas is all about HIM and the best gift of all is Jesus Christ. Thank you Jesus!
At night, we had a potluck dinner at church. Each of us brought a dish of food to be shared among the group. Me and my baby supplied the drinks part. And and and.. it's a blessing for all of us as we get to savor a fat roasted turkey on Christmas Day brought by Sherrie and her husband. We end the amazing night by doing some Christmas caroling.
Here are some pictures from that night...
Our potluck dinner...
Barbara & Sharon
Sharon & Yinhooi
From Left: Jess, Yinz, Barb, Sharon & me
Barb & me
Sharon & me
Baby & Joseph
The lovey-dovey couples: Kevin & Sharon....... Barbara & Andrew
Me & baby
Caroling....
There you go... my Christmas celebration. The best thing was that I had so much fun celebrating this season of Christmas with baby & them! How about yours? Are you having as much fun as I am?
Friday, January 1, 2010
DELUCCA
*Another late post*
Went to Delucca, the Italian restaurant while in KL with baby, his twin brother Gary and his gf Khai Ven and Daniel just because 2012 was sold out, and since they were already in town. It was very random right!
I love this place! The restaurant's moody interior manages to be classy yet relaxing as flattering low-key lighting soothes the effect everywhere. When it comes to service, you can expect an excellent service as the staffs are eager to please.
My drink : Margarita
Mine as well : Lychee Martini... Makes me wanna have one right now!
Delucca is an absolutely perfect place for catching up with friends as well as a romantic dining with your companion. Moreover, a live jazz band helps heighten the mood further in the evening.
Delucca the Italian Restaurant
One Residency,
Office Tower Ground Floor,
Jalan Mesui,
Off Jalan Nagasari 50250
Kuala Lumpur.
Went to Delucca, the Italian restaurant while in KL with baby, his twin brother Gary and his gf Khai Ven and Daniel just because 2012 was sold out, and since they were already in town. It was very random right!
I love this place! The restaurant's moody interior manages to be classy yet relaxing as flattering low-key lighting soothes the effect everywhere. When it comes to service, you can expect an excellent service as the staffs are eager to please.
My drink : Margarita
Mine as well : Lychee Martini... Makes me wanna have one right now!
Delucca is an absolutely perfect place for catching up with friends as well as a romantic dining with your companion. Moreover, a live jazz band helps heighten the mood further in the evening.
Delucca the Italian Restaurant
One Residency,
Office Tower Ground Floor,
Jalan Mesui,
Off Jalan Nagasari 50250
Kuala Lumpur.
Tel : 03-2144 6545
Opening hours:
Monday to Thursday :
11 am - 3 pm (Lunch)
5 pm - Midnight (Dinner)
Friday to Saturday :
11 am - 3 pm (Lunch)
5pm - 2 am (Dinner & Live Jazz)
Sunday :
5 pm - Midnight (Dinner)
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Dining at DELIcious restaurant
Alright this is a late post because I was too lazy to transfer the pictures in the memory card to my laptop. Ya... blame it on my idleness. Hehe
While we were in KL, my sis and her bf brought us to dine in DELIcious restaurant at Jalan Tun Razak along with her friends. Well, it was our first time dining there. We love the place the moment we stepped in. What I like the most is the ambiance. It was great and it is really suitable for couple's romantic dinner as well for a small gathering with friends.
The food portion is really big but it comes with a reasonable price. Worth paying for it.
Honestly, I was more towards the desserts section. I don't know why, but desserts always have some kind of spell on me. Haha! Every time I browse through a menu, I found myself looking at the dessert section first than the main course. And I always have a hard time choosing which to have.
I love the Banana Pudding with Caramel syrup. There is this dessert with some strawberries on top, but I did not write down the name. Heard from my sis it tasted great. Unfortunately, we did not ordered that as we were actually quite full.
Well, I guess I need to try that on the next trip down to KL. Would like to dine here once more!
While we were in KL, my sis and her bf brought us to dine in DELIcious restaurant at Jalan Tun Razak along with her friends. Well, it was our first time dining there. We love the place the moment we stepped in. What I like the most is the ambiance. It was great and it is really suitable for couple's romantic dinner as well for a small gathering with friends.
I really love this!
The food portion is really big but it comes with a reasonable price. Worth paying for it.
Honestly, I was more towards the desserts section. I don't know why, but desserts always have some kind of spell on me. Haha! Every time I browse through a menu, I found myself looking at the dessert section first than the main course. And I always have a hard time choosing which to have.
I love the Banana Pudding with Caramel syrup. There is this dessert with some strawberries on top, but I did not write down the name. Heard from my sis it tasted great. Unfortunately, we did not ordered that as we were actually quite full.
Well, I guess I need to try that on the next trip down to KL. Would like to dine here once more!
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